IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY BEFORE CLICKING:
When you click the link for the first time, the new page doesn't work correctly, because of many elements to download. So, after loading, YOU MUST REFRESH THE PAGE by clicking the title bar and then pressing F5. Then it's OK. Now, please make your choice below.
System requirements: the Haptek Player and many MB of humour (of good taste).
A - No thanks. I'm not sure to have the required humour.
B - I'm not afraid to be offended and I want to see this.